Goof Off

Cost: None

Effect: When 'cast', Blood Beard at random picks one of a few actions that serve no in-battle purpose. These actions include petting Sally who then proceeds to bite him (no damage is dealt), making a toy horse from a piece of wood, dancing a jig, stumbling around drunkenly after taking a swig of rum, or singing a sad song of the sea.

Goofing around like this does not cost Blood Beard his turn.